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Category: Copywriting, Creative Direction, The language part of Graphic Language

Shitty Jobs

There was a time when you could have propped the gates to King’s Landing open with a single copy of Bermuda’s Yellow Pages, one of the most looked-up categories, right up there with Pizza, was Plumbing.

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Original Zendesk lotus blossom logo and guru on green background
Category: About Pages, and sometimes, about About Pages, Roots, The language part of Graphic Language

Tatooine Customer Service

Back in the days when Zendesk’s logo featured a stylized lotus blossom and was accompanied, more often than not, by a Buddha-like character who looked disturbingly similar to Jabba the Hutt, I was the newly-anointed Group Marketing Counsel for three water- and beverage-focused B2B and B2C companies in Bermuda.

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Alaska Highway near Trutch courtesy Greg Sellentin at Unsplash
Category: Love Stories, The language part of Graphic Language

Another Hitchhiker’s Guide

Back in the early 80s, long before he authored, The BIG Picture — Insights from the Spiritual World, Garry and I spent a number of months on the road together, travelling first to a remote almost-nothingness named Trutch Continue reading

Stuart Mackay's Dalmatian BFF, Buddy, at Queensland Beach, Nova Scotia
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Queensland Beach, Nova Scotia

Queensland Beach is located on Nova Scotia’s South Shore, about a half an hour’s drive west of Halifax. It’s arguably the most popular of St. Margaret’s Bay’s ten beaches, in large part, because you have to pay to access its nearest neighbour, Hubbards Beach, Continue reading

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  • About
    • Plan- and Plant-based Creative
    • History
    • Queensland Beach
    • Testimonials
  • Stories
    • A Timbit Epiphany
    • Another Hitchhiker’s Guide
    • Clowning Around
    • David Ogilvy on Copywriting
    • Less of Leonard Cohen
    • Make. Believe. Copywriter.
    • Once Upon a Time in Bermuda
    • Shitty Jobs
    • Tatooine Customer Service
    • Yoga for the Birds
  • Work
    • A Brief, Hawking-themed Cover Letter
    • A Clueless Crew Page
    • A Convenient About Page
    • About Gozo’s Only Font Company
    • Destination: Questions
    • Love Letters: The Art & Soul Edition
    • Speedier. Easier. Tastier.
    • Bermuda Sun Water Reports
    • Tatooine Customer Service
    • To Laugh Often and Much
    • Two Cups of Tea
    • Two Planks and a Passion